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Unemployment
I’m unemployed. The first day started brilliantly. My alarm went off at the normal time. I woke up. I realized I didn’t have work. I listened to my flat mate yawn his way into the bathroom and then I...
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20 REASONS TO HATE SNOW…that blanket of bastard
West Highland Snow Jackets, a photo by ValerieZinger on Flickr. In the order I thought of them: 1. Repressed head teachers who have photos of their students stuck to urinals and dartboards close...
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Why PARIS?
Someone: “O my god, you’re going to Paris. I LOVE Paris!” Me: “Do you?” S: “Of course, don’t you?” M “Well…” S: “Ugh, how can you not?” M: “I dunno really, I’ve just never…” S: “It’s beautiful, the...
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Marathons
Let me begin by saying well done to the 40,000 who run the London Marathon each year. It really is remarkable, a unique achievement shared with such pillars of human endeavour as Gordon Ramsay and Ed...
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How to Survive a Saturday Meerkat
HOW TO SURVIVE A MARKET Market, ‘a regular gathering of people for the purchase and sale of provisions, livestock, and other commodities’. Not, ‘a place to meander through, petting trinkets and...
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WINTER JUMPERS ARE NOT COOL
Ski Jumping… The last programme you see before throwing the remote control down the side of the settee and letting out a despondent sigh, “There’s never anything on”. Eurosport’s answer to Robson...
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FOX NEWS
Foxes, or ‘urban’ foxes, are currently on a rampage to reach YouTube fame having seen the ‘Charlie bit me’ video at a house party recently. One even tried to recreate it but his mate forgot to press...
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“Craig ANGRY”
“NO ADDITIONAL FEES. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU PAY” Would you like to take any luggage? EXTRA: £24.00 The airline in question looks like Dale Winton and hides under the pretence of being cheap but...
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The Smiths VS Cameron
David Cameron: ‘I just laaaave the Smiths.’ Johnny Marr: ‘What the fuck? No you don’t, you don’t understand us.’ DC: ‘Yes I bloody do, totally get it my old mucker…Meat is Murder 1985, what a...
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North Korean Hair Police
When I was 14 I went to my hairdressers (Short & Curlies) with a picture of Ian Watkins ripped from an issue of NME and demanded to look like the alleged sex offender. The haircut I got did in...
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HAPPY ST.PATRICK’S DAY
Guinness Pint, a photo by Stephen Edgar – Netweb on Flickr. St Patricks Day, the day we take to the streets in our Dropkick Murphy T-shirts and celebrate…er…St. Patrick of course. St. Patrick was a big...
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HOW TO SURVIVE THE LDN TUBE
It’s an obvious target I know, nobody likes the tube. Sometimes I think London has a deliberately bad transport service because we all secretly like a good moan but then no amount of moaning makes...
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